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I have to use this post to vent out all my anger. I seriously have no idea why some lousy drivers are allowed to drive. sucks.

it all began this morning when my mom told me that my dad's car got rammed into by some lousy FUCKING driver in the carpark. my dad went for lunch and came back to car to find the front left wheel damaged. it's not the wheel. it's the top metal part protecting the wheel.

i m not afraid to scold vulgarities here to the FUCKING driver. my dad's car is a black suzuki grand vitara. if you are the FUCKING driver and you are reading this now, i hope this haunts you for the rest of your life. Of course, if your conscience is pricking at you and you wanna make amendments, feel free to email me huidaoguoqu87@hotmail.com. I will be more than glad to assist you in making apologies and monetary compensation to my dad.

the following content are directed strictly and solely at the FUCKING driver. my mom reckons that the driver was trying to park into the lot beside my dad's car and despite having the sensor on (when you are on Reverse gear, there will be a sensor to alert you of any obstruction), still cannot park properly and damage my dad's car quite badly.

my mom says that the FUCKING driver's car should be damaged quite badly too. Well, hear this, you FUCKING driver, well, maybe not, i guess you are deaf, that's why you can't hear the sensor for the Reverse gear. oops! my bad ;b

You are a very irresponsible driver, if you have rammed into someone's car, pls have the FUCKING decency to leave your namecard or contact number so that the innocent party (my dad, in this case) can contact you for compensation. My dad has not done anything to deserve your FUCKING poor drivng skills.

I wonder if you bribed your way into getting your license. Or are you too FUCKING stupid? The person who gave you your driving test is obviously sleeping. Or else why would you get your license?

If you are just a FUCKING P-plate driver, dun drive into multi-storey carparks or crowded carparks! Practice parking and ramming into your relatives' cars before you come out onto the main road to park and drive!

I have no idea who you FUCKING are. Not that I care. But i guess you are probably lying in the hospital, having rammed into yet another innocent car and got your private organs mashed up. You really need to be taught a big lesson. Oh my, don't tell me you are already inside the coffin, due to one of the Fatal accidents that we see on the road. Perhaps the police are putting up the board on the expressways, looking for eyewitnesses. Sorry, guess you won't be able to see my post. Especially dedicated to you, you FUCKER.

If you are still alive in this world, (which heaven forbids), pls oh pls my lord, let the FUCKER grow pimples all over his scalp. So that his head will be so painful that he can't even comb his hair. Let the pus of the pimples flow over his head and let him drink them, right back into his FUCKING oesophagus.

If you are FUCKING female driver, may you have menses coming out from your belly button. Pls allow the doc to remove the 20 plus tumours (each of 7 cm diammeter) from your FUCKING womb. Pls let all the tumours be malignant. May you suffer from diarrhoea for the whole of CNY, spending every single sec in the toilet.

You, FUCKING driver, will have no assets to your name. You will live in poverty forever, with fingers growing out from your p*nis, nipples in the place of your eyes. I will not curse your children. They are innocent.

Your FUCKING house will be on fire, while you are sleeping in your house. You will not be burned to death by the fire. Instead, you will suffer 50% burns on your body, leaving you with a face that even the devils will shun.

You will die of a slow and painful death, one where you will lie in the C class ward, struggling to even breathe. You will have no fingers to pick up a spoon, no asshole to shit, no stomach to eat anything. Oh, the doc would have to amputate your FUCKING leg to curb your diabetes. Whoo! Then you can no longer drive and harm any innocent cars!

With no money to buy cigarettes, you will need to resort to inhaling 2nd hand smoke to satisfy your FUCKING hunger and get lung cancer. Your lungs will be blacker than charcoal. Lung cancer appears to be too light a punishment for FUCKERS like you. Add on throat cancer (no ability to speak or even groan! poor thing.....) and prostate cancer (want to have children? in your afterlife then!)

My anger is still here, if not even more. I will stop here. Being benevolent and forgiving, the above curses and swears are enough to harm you for the rest of your life (which i reckon, another 5 years?)

FUCKING drivers, may i emphasise, should be kept away. Carparks should have CCTVs in place, when accidents happen, at least we know how the FUCKER looks like. Then we can trace him down and give him what he deserves.